What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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