What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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