my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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