I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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