Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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