Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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