Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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