you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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