So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
You can't just leave with hair like that
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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