DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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