Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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