She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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