Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I love you.
Bad choice
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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