Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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