Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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