So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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