She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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