his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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