just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My ass is underappreciated
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
