I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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