so that wasnt chicken after all
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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