I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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