I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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