It's Friday. Sex?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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