I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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