HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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