Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
farters have to be the big spoon...
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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