on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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