Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Randomize
