you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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