How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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