I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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