Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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