singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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