So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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