As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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