Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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