Dual....:-)
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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