For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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