please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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