i just wanna soil my oats bro
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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