do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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