haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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