Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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