If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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