i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Dignity is for republicans.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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