I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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