This is not my ceiling
oh god the rape fog is back!
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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