If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
