Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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