Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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