....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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