You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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